Monday, August 27, 2007

heteros 0, gays 1

According to ONTD, Toothy Tile is going to come out of Reese's closet and make a big announcement today. The actual blind item reads: "Which TOP Hollywood actor has played a gay character in the past and has recently been linked to a top actress? I was honestly shocked to find out the facts of this man’s personal life, maybe you will be too. Wait to see who it is on Monday!!!" Waiting on hand for this big announcement is Rip Taylor who stocked up on confetti and has his toupee ready to rip off his head at a moment's notice.

11 comments:

prettykitty said...

are you sure this isn't ryan phillipe? or someone whose name rhymes with crom tuise?

M-M-M-Mishy said...

Oooh, shocker.

It won't happen.

GetFlix said...

Okay, I am gonna do this. I'll give the Rant an exclusive.

I am a helpless lesbian.

Ryan said...

Well Duh! and birds have wings.

LA said...

I knew it, Flix!

LA said...

BTW, there are new pix of Wentworth Miller floating around today with an out actor, and they appear to be on a date.

That said, I still believe the blind item is about Jake. If you'll recall, Ted Casablanca's early posts about Toothy Tile were that he very much wanted to be out, but his management was strongly advising against it.

kookla@work said...

Let's see, what could make anyone suspect it's Jake? The playing a gay character, linked to a top actress or the fact that he has a live-in chef/boyfriend?

Diane said...

Heath Ledger is gonna freak when it is confirmed that Jake wasn't acting

LA said...

Have you seen Michelle Williams lately? I'm not sure Heath was acting, either.

dit said...

I too will be surprised if thsi actually happens. Coming out in Hollywood is so often career suicide. Hmm, maybe this is meant to be Owen Wilson?

Toothy Tile said...

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