Wednesday, March 12, 2008

fitch and scratch

Abercrombie & Fitch, the clothing company known for provocative ads featuring sexual images is hoping to affix its brand to a children's hospital trauma center after donating $10 million to the cause. Meanwhile, advocate groups for children are perved out by the partnership alleging that A&F pushes sexual images on pre-teens. Maybe it had something to do with CEO Mike Jeffries defending their thongs for middle school girls by saying "You know what? I still think those are cute underwear for little girls. And I think anybody who gets on a bandwagon about thongs for little girls is crazy." All I can say is who better to dedicate an entire unit specializing in G-strings surgically removed from the asscracks of tweenagers? Pictured is my rendering of what I hope will be one of many A&F trauma centers that we so desperately need.

12 comments:

Diane said...

Little girls don't need "cute" underwear, you freakin' perv

LA said...

I'm guessing Mike's probably on one of those "been convicted of a sex crime" lists.

prettykitty said...

when mike said "anyone who gets on a bandwagon about thongs for little girls is crazy" he was looking in the mirror at the time, right?

pelegrim said...

Great billboard, Kookla!

dit said...

See, you are so not a "hack!"

Leo Tolstoy said...

Um, this would be like RJ Reynolds donating money for a cancer treatment wing at John Hopkins, or the Sloane-Kettering Institute. Abercrombie Fitch should stick to what they know best, selling over-priced, cheap crap at the stores. I bet too that that CEO is on some child offenders list somewhere in the US.
By the way, WTF is a 'tweenager"??

kookla@work said...

Dit, I was just telling some people here at work about when you and I work together and what a Photoshop hack I was!

Pelegrim, I'm kicking myself for not making the billboard read, "Entrance in Rear." Har Har

kookla@work said...

BTW Leo, A tweenager is a kid between 10-12...not a girl, not yet a woman.

dit said...
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dit said...

That is also known as a Woogit. lol

dit said...

Oh, and Kookla, you were never really a hack. At least I do not think so.

kookla@work said...

Dit, I guess you forget how those people looked like aliens once I "touched up" their photos!